IC CONTACT

[strikeraid]

"What's up, it's Skyler. I'm doing something else right now. Just text me if it's that important, ok? Later."

[[ leaving texts, mail and e-mails are also perfectly acceptable given your character has the right addresses! ]]

Comments

"voicemail" via paper; day of gavin's post

[earnedmystripes]

Skyler? Are you okay? Please tell me you're okay. Can you hear this? You've gotta respond if you hear this. Please. Shit.

[text]

[strikeraid]

[ Ready to wait a half hour? Skyler gets to this message when he stops and takes Helene's message. Oh, god, he won't stop. Skyler swallows down the guilt. He deserves a reply. ]

i saw
i wasn't out tonight
stop worrying

[TEXT: Around 3ish]

[keywarding]

Hey! Where are you? I wanted to give you your Valentines Day present.

[TEXT]

[strikeraid]

[ ... OH WHOOPS. she. she got him something for valentine's day gosh horrible he didn't even get anything for her.!!! And he's still at Kotetsu's. Uh. ]

oh hey you didn't have to
i'm not at home or school but i'm free
do you wanna meet up soon

[TEXT]

[keywarding]

Of course I had to! Silly!
Sure. Where do you want to meet? Katie's with a friend so I'm not on babysitting duty!

[TEXT]

[strikeraid]

yeah? don't remember this part in the contract

uuuuh you know what i'll come to you
are you near starbucks at all

[keywarding]

I am, actually. Are you tracking me? :-)

I'll see you there? Do you want a drink?

[strikeraid]

:P lucky guess
what do i look like a helicopter mom

see you there
don't buy anything i'll buy today

[keywarding]

Sure, sure! Secretly you're a spy!

Okay! How long do you think?

[strikeraid]

haha sure
all i need is the suit and the gadgets right

think you've got thirty minutes? i gotta walk that's all

text; I have no patience

[youngestone]

so guess whose dad just moved back to town

text; ROFL

[strikeraid]

that is some straight up lives of our days bullshit
let me say that now
get it out of the way

when
like yesterday just moved back or

text;

[youngestone]

trust me I know

like "pulled up with his motorcycle, came to talk to Thorir, then got introduced to me a few hours ago" just moved back.

text;

[strikeraid]

wtf
where's he been

text;

[youngestone]

Europe and then around the States the last eight or so years.

he might've been in the same city as us at one point and neither of us knew

text;

[strikeraid]

wow that's fucking bizarre to think about

you ok

text;

[youngestone]

no not really but better than I imagined this could have been. he's actually a pretty okay guy, loved my mom a lot

text;

[strikeraid]

please don't tell me he pulled a father son bonding thing on you though

text; forward-dated to march 12 8))))

[drama8om8]

Skylord Vermincruise?
I think it is a8out time we had a little chat.
A friendly friend chat! 8etween friends.
A8out my good 8uddy Danny! ::::)

text;

[strikeraid]

[ skyler is about 15 minutes out of an alcohol induced unconsciousness when he gets this text. he is now looking at it like it is the source of all of his problems. technically, it will be a conversation about the source of all his problems... not that he knows that quite yet. ]

i dont know this number
that measn we arent friends
fuck off

text;

[drama8om8]

Oh, man. Really?
Why, here I was thinking we were pals. I guess I am going to have to change my tactics here.
Let's start fresh! I will try and 8e appropri8tely formal since we are o8viously setting up some friend8oundaries here.

*Ahem.*

Dear Scooter Vumblebees,

I know all your deep dark secrets and if you want me to keep them under lock and key then you will cooper8te.
If you DON'T cooper8te, I will spill everything I know loudly and pu8lically and also mind control you into doing things WAY worse than drawing a couple of dongs here and there!
If you have any complaints, please direct them UP YOUR OWN ASS.

Lots of love from Tavia xoxoxoxo

text;

[strikeraid]

[ ........... oh wait... he remembers talking to her once. she's one of danny's friends? huh. ]

has anyone told you yuo type like a saturday morning cartoon villain
and also that im not in a position to give a fukc right now

text;

[drama8om8]

Wow, cracks a8out my typing! I 8n't never heard THAT 8efore! Yawn.
As for your willingness to give fucks, that is actually pretty much the reason I am talking to you. We are going to discuss fucking, Skippy. We are going to talk a8out your future sex life in gr8 detail and you are going to sit there like a good little 8oy and take this all in.

(Innuendo FULLY intended.)

text;

[strikeraid]

[ it wasn't a crack, it was an observation. really. he is about to tell her this but the last few sentences throw him, bodily, across the metaphorical room. ]






what

text;

[drama8om8]

Don't start getting all coy on me now, tough guy!
8oys. Jesus dick.
8ut ok. Ok! I am ALL a8out making you comforta8le here. So I guess if you are going to 8e some kind of prissy-ass prude a8out this we can ease you in gently (lol)!
How many of these st8tements would you say apply to how you feel a8out Danny?

☐ "I h8 him."
☐ "I really super h8 him."
☐ "The h8 I have for Danny 'Closet Full O Spandex' Fenton is a really special kind of h8 that never goes away."
☐ "He is my 8iggest rival and favorite punching 8ag."
☐ "Sometimes I stop whatever I am currently doing and start fantasizing a8out punching Danny in the face."
☐ "Causing actual 8odily harm to Danny would 8ring me deep personal satisfaction."
☐ "Just reading all these options is getting me kind of irrit8ted and if Danny were here right now I would 8e all over him like an angry punchy fucking rash."

Please 8e honest! The sooner you comply, the sooner we are done here. ::::)