[ Hello friends. Welcome to "How to be a cyborg", hosted live from meta-space. Fact one of being a cyborg: You have awesome cyborg sturdiness and hella strength now! Wow! Awesome! Fact two: You have super cool new abilities powered by a stake driven right up your spinal cord and into your brain that we never told you about! Great! Neato! Fact three: A side effect of having a stake driven into your warm, rubbery gray matter is an increased amount of suggestibility that was supposed to facilitate the process of becoming a good little cyborg minion. But it also increases said gullibility in other areas of the lives of even the most suspicious, cynical jackasses out there! Such as being told that you are now an alien's hate-boyfriend and there is no ollying out of said deal. SUPER. GADZOOKS.
Skyler is starting to believe this bullshit. That is what we are getting at here. ]
my hair doesn't look like that
[ yet. ]
and i am not going to hate-bang danny fenton i don't want to hate-bang him i didn't ask for this
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Skyler is starting to believe this bullshit. That is what we are getting at here. ]
my hair doesn't look like that
[ yet. ]
and i am not going to hate-bang danny fenton
i don't want to hate-bang him
i didn't ask for this